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This website is dedicated to the removal of White Sox television broadcaster Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Mr. Harrelson's unique blend of non-standard English and ego-maniacal blather has made the mute button a must for Sox T.V. viewers during the last three decades.
Hawk Harrelson Quotes

"A lot of why, why, why, why in this business."

-Darrin Jackson


"Some of these guys are so tight you couldn't pull a greased tee from their behind with a pair of pliers"

-Ken "Hawk" Harrelson

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may 22, 2008 02:06pm

Hawk Tackles Umpire

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Picture from a recent issue of The Heckler.

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may 15, 2008 11:02pm

Press

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A little press from the Indiana Statesman.

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april 29, 2008 11:54am

Top Chicago Broadcasters

The Sun-Times reviewed Chicago's sports broadcasters. There's no surprise to where Hawk and DJ end up.

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