Sign the petition and maybe someone up there will listen...the Sox, the Divine Creator, the Boognish...what have you. We can land a man on the moon but we can't land a decent announcer? "The Hawk" is a joke and Chicago deserves better. Sign it, send it to a friend, and on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness. So you'll have that going for you...which is nice. SIGN YOUR NAME:    ............................................... Like the cut of our jib? Want to receive updates regarding "Ken's" latest shenanigans? Sign up for the Email. EMAIL ADDRESS:    click here to forward this site